Trophy Husband MA has been around since the invention of the lightbulb, but recently became a band in 2021 when they invented Progressive Funk, extended range guitars, and the everything bagel. They started in the Boston DIY scene, and within a year were touring across the east coast playing to more than four people at a time. Their bombastic stage presence combined with their electric songwriting shoves music fans of all kinds into the mosh pit. Their upcoming album “Trophy Husband Hates You” releases September 2nd, combining three years of blood, sweat, and sexual frustration into one beautiful album. You cannot possibly comprehend the cosmic schmaltz and dubious epiphanies that go on at these shows. This fall, bear witness to the “Trophy Husband Actually Puts Out an Album Tour.”